.A WOMAN.

.SCHOOL IS OUT.

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!
NO MORE EXAMS!
People, we have 2 month ahead of us to do NOTHING!
And well, since I will have nothing to do, I will actually have time to write:). You know my style is to write wtvr that is interesting, funny, blablabla... So i will basically tell you guys the randomest thing you have heard. So prepare yourselves for big laughs and hysterical crying!
This is the start of something new:)

.FINALS.

Finals are flooding in like red water. FUCK! For now I only did the easy ones...history and french. From tommrrow I have to do Science, English, and Math. the most stressful ones...:'( Studying is the hardest part. HOW TO CONCENTRATE?? procastination. that what i call the best way to study. At the last minute, my memory is the best. O^.^O

.CRAZY ASIAN PRANK:).

Found this in a blogger friend's blog. go check it out http://talesofadysfunctionalfamily.blogspot.com/

THIS IS HILARIOUS PLEASE WATCH!!

.PSP-1000 PISSES ME OFF.

As you may have noticed, i haven't posted for a while, that is because 1) i haven't had the time because i've been busy with school work and 2) because I don't have any news to anounce because I didn't have time to browswer the internet.

I decided to write today because today my dad brought back home a "new" PSP-1000 and gave it to me because he got it for free from his job and also because he doesn't need it. Now i find out that they don't make anymore UMD movies compatible with the old version. (1000, the new is 2000.) PLEASE if you have any idea concerning PSPs, coment:)

.SORRY.

Sorry I couldn't write in a while. The problem was that i had some internet connecting problems. So, i'll try to write more often. bye:)

.10 000 MILES TO ASK OPRAH FOR $1.

They're going up the east coast of the U.S. in a sweet bus right now to tons of events. Check them out here: http://www.roadtooprah.com/I can't fully explain how cool I think The 1 Second Film is. You can produce a Hollywood movie for a dollar, and be listed in the credits with some pretty heavy hitters. Sure, it's only 1 second long, but the documentary about the making of The 1 Second Film is going to run about 90 minutes, and play while all the producer credits roll up the screen. There's currently 8150 or so procucers of the film, and Nirvan Mullick, the driving force behind the whole thing is shooting to raise 1 million and 1 dollars. Become a producer! I am! It's tons of fun. I can't wait to see what Oprah does. Oh! Don't forget to tell Oprah they're coming!

.FORWARD THROUGH BACKWARDS TIME.

The folks at Rocketboom released a lovely, dreamlike episode this week in which host Joanne Colan appears to move forward in time through a reverse-time New York City.

.A THOUSAND SPLENDID SUNS.

'A Thousand Splendid Suns'. One of the best books ever written. This guy 'Khaled Hosseini' has got a gift, a talent to tell stories like these and pull the heart strings at every single word. The style is so simple, so straight forward yet there is something about the words that slip down to your heart with ease. The horrors of the life of Mariam and Laila were not magnified at any point but still the pain, grievances, sadness was felt. There are times when you just want to reach out to Laila and Mariam and help them. The journey through which Laila and Mariam go through makes you feel like a part of them. The story slowly gains speed and emotional power. It is, overall, a story of haunting and heartbreaking times, untimely friendship, destroyed love and dreams. This one is not to be missed.

.THE HAWKING PARADOX.

Stephen William Hawking, (born 8 January 1942) is a British theoretical physicist. Hawking is the Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge, and a Fellow of Gonville and Caius College, Cambridge. He is known for his contributions to the fields of cosmology and quantum gravity, especially in the context of black holes, and his popular works in which he discusses his own theories and cosmology in general. These include the runaway popular science bestseller A Brief History of Time, which stayed on the British Sunday Times bestseller list for a record-breaking 237 weeks.

His key scientific works to date have included providing, with Roger Penrose, theorems regarding singularities in the framework of general relativity, and the theoretical prediction that black holes should emit radiation, which is today known as Hawking radiation, or sometimes as Bekenstein-Hawking radiation. His scientific career spans more than 40 years and his books and public appearances have made him an academic celebrity and world-renowned theoretical physicist. He is an Honorary Fellow of the Royal Society of Arts. Hawking is disabled by amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), commonly known in the United States as Lou Gehrig’s Disease. The illness has progressed over the years and he is now almost completely paralyzed.

There is a documentary movie on google video about Steven. and whe i say movie i mean a 50 minute video, very good quality, please watch. It is extremely interesting.

.HALL OF MIRRORS.

Join visitors at Beijing's Galleria Continua for a unique, 360-degree look around Michelangelo Pistoletto's mirror installation

here is the link: http://arts.guardian.co.uk/flash/page/0,,2265500,00.html
experience with it, yu can zoom with SHIFT and can zoom out with CTRL. You can make it full screen, very cool people;)

.DRESS CODE.

Theatre
Let's start with opera. Opera's quite posh, innit? They must have some reassuringly solid guidelines. "Actually, we don't," responds the plummy press officer for Covent Garden's Royal Opera House. "People can wear what they like." Even if I was wearing smelly Birkenstocks, ripped shorts and a bag on my back as big as a soprano, you'd let me in? "Um, OK."
"We hope men will wear DJs and women will wear dresses, but there are no codes," says the spokeswoman for Glyndebourne, which is about as posh as opera gets. Sounds as if opera is more relaxed than I had thought. "Oh, yes! Women even wear trousers here! Ladies! In trousers!" Surely not.
Populist theatre is a more complex proposition. Take Mamma Mia! at the Prince Edward theatre in London. If you think this would be just a casual night out for you and the rest of the American tourists in town, you're headed for a fashion faux pas on a Fergie scale. "People get dressed up, particularly on the weekends. Lots of Lycra," says Tom Littlechild, account executive for the show. "Seventies gear, you see." Philip Tuten, the theatre house manager, passes on the hot fashion tip that "lots of the ladies come in big wigs."

Court
Courts seem to have pretty fixed ideas about what is and isn't appropriate dress. "No, we don't have a dresscode," says the Old Bailey's spokeswoman. "I've seen jurors in shorts. A bikini probably wouldn't be appropriate, but it's really up to the judge." In the public gallery, anything goes ("We don't have any jurisdiction up there."), although layers should be avoided because "someone might think you're concealing a bomb". What if you're up in the dock? "If the accused is standing there in tattered jeans and a smelly T-shirt, that might not work. I would recommend smart casual." Funny, I had always thought "smart casual" was a criminal offence.

Dinner parties
"Oh, I just hate smart casual!" expostulates networking queen, Carole Stone, who, fortunately, does not have any immediate plans to be up in court. She does, however, have many dinner parties: "I had one for three couples - no, I can't divulge any names, but you'd recognise them," she begins. "One woman came wearing bunny ears and fairy wings, another wore a brocade train, and the third wore a skirt and cardie. No one felt uncomfortable!"
Stone speaks of a whirlwind world where ladies can "whip fine brooches out of their pockets to smarten up" and gentlemen can "rip off their neckties, when they're feeling overly formal." She also suggests "dressing down when in doubt". "Once I was going to a regatta and I felt underdressed, so I bought a £400 jacket on the way. But when I got there, the hostess was wearing jeans! Can you imagine?" No, Carole, I can't.

Religion
Lost in a swirl of foggy advice, where to turn but to one's rabbi? "Why, hi, Hadley, we haven't seen you round here for a while!" says Rabbi Mark Winer at West London Synagogue. Any old ways, next time I, ahem, come to synagogue, what would be appropriate dress? "Modest and proper," are Winer's bywords, which translates to a dress for women and jacket for men. Displaying an almost Diana Vreeland-esque talent at fashion planning, Winer suggests: "If it's a wedding and there's an event afterwards, wear your smart outfit to the ceremony. But really, we're so glad when people come we don't mind what they wear."
Moving swiftly on, what do the Catholics have to say? At Our Lady Queen of Peace in Bournemouth, people tend to be "reasonably dressed, although we do see shorts in the summer," says the housekeeper.
Is the C of E more prescriptive? "No, we're very relaxed," chirrups Dr Martin Dudley, rector of St Bartholomew's church, in the City of London. No rules at all? "We don't allow men to wear hats - except if they're builders and they're doing some works for us."

Sport
Perhaps sport is now the opiate of the masses, so maybe it is to the stadiums insteads of temples that we should turn for guiding light. "Nope, all very casual round here, not head-to-toe designer," says the press officer for Fulham Football Club. Should the light of heaven shine and you are invited into the corporate box at Fulham, don "jeans, jackets, smart shoes". Is this, by any chance... "Yes. Smart casual." The All England Club advises that Wimbledon spectators should "just be reasonably dressed and enjoy the game. I can't understand what else you want to know."
The Marylebone Cricket Club is more specific. "We don't allow any musical instruments and flags at Lords," says the MCC. "If you were sitting next to someone with a French horn, why, your enjoyment of the cricket match would be ruined! Flags obscure people's view, and it's the same with mock Viking hats, which seem to be quite the fashion item in certain quarters."

First-class air travel
"If you want to be bumped up to first class, dress formally," advises British Airways. "Skirt or trousers for women, jacket and trousers for men." If you aren't a blagger and actually fork out £6,000 for a first class seat you are "allowed to wear whatever you like".

The bank manager
Let's ask my bank manager for his opinions on appropriate dress - his views tend to be hard and unswerving. So, Mr Browne, what is appropriate to wear to a meeting with one's bank manager? "Oh, Miss Freeman, what have you done now, eh?" But Mr Browne does indeed have some views. "Best to look smart. As long as it's not offensive you should be fine."
Does he find "FCUK" offensive? "Well, a French Connection shop is right next door to us, so it wouldn't be very sensible if I did, would it?"

http://shopping.guardian.co.uk/clothes/story/0,,913455,00.html

.ARMED & CLUMSY.

More people who accidentally shot themselves recently: A man, 20, showing off to friends after miscounting bullets, fatally shot himself in the head (Dallas, January).
[Dallas Morning News, 1-26-08]

A man who said he didn't feel safe walking his dog unless he had his gun with him, wounded himself on a walk (Palm Bay, Fla., February).
[WKMG-TV (Orlando), 2-6-08]

A convenience-store robber, 25, shot himself in the genitals when stuffing the gun into his waistband (Kokomo, Ind., January).
[WRTV (Indianapolis), 1-15-08]

A man, 26, checking on a disturbance near his apartment, shot himself in the buttocks (Scottsdale, Ariz., December).
[KVOA-TV (Tucson)-AP, 12-13-07]

An insurance company employee, 47, who brings a gun every day to hang in his cubicle, shot himself in both legs while handling it (Lake Worth, Texas, October). [Star-Telegram (Fort Worth)],
[10-30-07]

A man, 26, shot himself in the head while loading his gun at a firing range (Riverside, Calif., November). [Press-Enterprise (Riverside)],
[11-24-07]

.PEDOPHILE.

James Bowring, 45, told a court in Tauranga, New Zealand, in February that he wants to reconcile with his son, Jacob, 18, despite James' recent conviction for trying to run Jacob over in his car at 50 mph (after making a U-turn and jumping a curb to get at him). James admitted he was upset at Jacob for calling him a "pedophile," following James' having wooed and won over Jacob's 18-year-old girlfriend and gotten her pregnant. (James admitted that just before making that U-turn, he had dropped off a 14-year-old girl he was giving a ride to.) Subsequently, a judge sentenced James to five months' home detention in the bus he lives in with the pregnant girlfriend. [Dominion Post (Wellington), 2-27-08, 2-10-08]

.ROCK N' ROLL.

.SMOKING DOESN'T MAKE YOU HAPPY.

Are you a smoker who feels that one reason you must continue lighting up is because it brings you pleasure and happiness? Although you may think so, could it be that you just feel more relaxed only because you are feeding your addiction? According to researchers in Britain, smoking does not bring psychological well-being, especially to those less wealthy."We found no evidence to support the claim that smoking is associated with pleasure, either in people from lower socio-economic groups or in the general population," study leader Dr. Iain Lang said in a statement.
For those who are considering quitting but are afraid they will be giving up a major source of enjoyment and stress relief, this study suggests otherwise. You might even be happier. And, in addition, as you probably already know, the health benefits of quitting are numerous. By quitting you can reduce your chances of lung, mouth, voice box (larynx), throat (pharynx), esophagus, bladder, kidney, pancreas, and cervix cancers, heart attack, blindness, stroke, COPD, and more.

.JACOB GREEN & HIS PENIS.

This was the third section of my book report on The Unthinkable Thoughts of Jacob Green for English. Please, this is actually hilarious:)

Braff’s novel The Unthinkable Thoughts of Jacob Green is highly inappropriate for children under the age of 13 because of the coarse language and sexual content. An example of this would be on page 88 when Jacob thinks: “My penis moves. A college girl with painted fingernails. I’ll get a boner before my shirt comes off.” Or between pages 91 to 93, when Jacob thinks about many perverse thoughts: “I can see the side of her large pale breasts, pressing against her sheets. My penis begins to fill with blood.” “It’s too late. I’m like blue steel.” “I get a glimpse of the dark and bumpy part of her nipple. I think my penis might break through the pocket of my jeans.” “My penis will pop like a gag cigar.” On page 93 it is all about the fantasies Jacob has over Megan and how he discovers how to masturbate with “soapy water”. When Jacobs parents finally divorce Jacob is stuck with the thought that his mother will be having sex with another man: “The sight of Dr. Nathaniel’s naked body will be more disturbing in that it’s a body with whom your mother has obviously commingled. When for example his penis is brandished…” Examples of coarse language are all around the book. The F word appears the most popular. Shit, piss, crap, bitch are other examples.

The Unthinkable Thoughts of Jacob Green is a boring book, brightened up only by the dirty humor that sparks up now and then. From an entirely personal perspective, we hear way more than we need to about a 15-year-old boy's sex life. Although the plot drifts on with a limp with very little forward motion, there are some very funny scenes in this novel that I cracked up at. In the most brutally funny scene here, Jacob’s father "apologizes" for the thank-you card tantrum while driving Jacob to the hospital (he broke his wrist smashing a wall), then begins chattering about plans for an Annie Hall party while his son counts the blocks to the ER. I found that the novel abruptly ended and the conflict was not really resolved. It just reached the climax and I started to think it was getting interesting but then, the plot just did a free fall and crashed. This is why I would only recommend this book to people who are extremely bored and just need a little laugh. Needless to say you should be older then 13 to read this novel.

hahaa

.BREAK.

March Break: Fuck. Doing nothing is great for the first week. but us, Kuper students, get 2 weeks. its not something nomal people would usually complain about, but unless your on vacation somewhere near the equator, or actually just about anywhere away from home, you shouldn't be bored. But if your like me, stuck at home, with everybody nowhere, your alowed to complain a little bit. Sitting on your bed, you wait for your parents to call you down to eat. You watch way too many movies for your own good in one day, and like me, you deside to start a blog. baha. but this blog idea isn't that bad. I think i'm going to keep writing. (no promises, i was never good at keeping a diary). BTW this blog won't only be about my boring life (thank god).

Also, right now it feels like Spring is as far away as Jessica Alba's Academy Award. Thanks Mother Nature.

xx

.INTERIOR DESIGNER.

AFTER

I just redesigned my room like 4 days ago. -got a new bed, new shelf and a new sofa. actually before i didnt have a sofa. so the bed is a loft bed and under i put in my sofa. and infront of the sofa i put my desk with my computer (which is very often used as a TV screen and DVD player).

.ANDY WARHOL.

My obsession

for Andy Warhol

started when i was looking at allposters.com

for a movie poster

i forgot the name of.

The fact is that his art stands out.

He was an american artist

and a central figure

in the movement known as Pop art.

He became famous worldwide

for his work as a painter,

a record producer,

an author,

and a public figure

known for his membership in wildly diverse social circles

that included bohemian street people,

distinguished intellectuals,

Hollywood celebrities and wealthy aristocrats.

A controversial figure during his lifetime,

his work was often derided

by critics as a

hoax.

.AN OPEN LETTER TO MOTHER NATURE.

Dear Bitch,
Are you for real?
We know it was wrong of us to stand idly by and let Al Gore show all those explicit photographs of what you’re going to look like 30 years from now. But seriously – ease off. You’re all powerful and you’re in a really pissy mood. We get it already. But enough with the apocalyptic downfalls of snow mixed with ice pellets mixed with freezing rain mixed with snow pellets mixed with the frozen tears of an asian daughter who just can’t lift the shovel even one more goddamn time. What’s eating you? Is it us? Listen, we all still have regrets about those 1970s commercials for Chiffon margarine – the ones with the catchphrase, “It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature.” The special effects were cheesy at best and some of those woodland animals really phoned in their performances. Word is you've been kinder to other parts of Canada. Thefucking mercury in Whitehorse actually hit positive! But you keep treating the east as your own personal snow globe. And yes, we bear a collective responsibility for failing to punish Hollywood for callously having you portrayed in films by not only Phyllis Diller but also Bette Midler. Next time, Scarlett Johansson in a fig leaf. We promise.

We've tried to have patience, but look at us, we're a quivering mass of shattered nerves no better then Mrs. Benett and extended middle fingers. Our arms ache from ice-scapping. Our brains fried from hours spend staring at the shelves of the local Blockbuster, trying to remember which movies we still haven't had the plesure of watching.

What's that you say? If we don't like it we should go somewhere warmer? Oh you'd love that, EH? Bitch we know you'd love to hurl another 50 cm of glistening white misery at us. We'll end up like those peopl on the news who spend half their March break in the airport. I always pictured you as a nice lady, walking throught medows, bluebirds chirping merrily as they fluter around your head. And then you'd be on your way to cuddle a cute bunny rabit, or make the sun shine out of Hillary Clinton's ass. But it turns out you're one mean slut. So much snow has fallen this winter that hell itself has frozen over. . .and you know what that means: Rob Schneider gets to star in another movie. THANKS ALOT MOTHER NATURE. First 410 cm of snow, Next: Deuce Bigalow III: Gigolo Harder

You and I had our differences before. As one who dies under certain conditions, I wasn't too HOT about summer 2005. But this is different, THIS IS WORST. I would feel like rearanging my christmas lights to spell "UP YOURS." We know it’s not nice to fool you – but there’s nothing in there that says we can’t totally punch you in the face.

Sincerely,
Everyone

.FIRST POST.

Hi, my name is Sophie Zhu, and this is my blog:) I go to this school called Kuper Academy that is located in Kirkland QC, Canada.

I am Asian♥ Kaay. when i laugh, i have seisures:) i change emotion WAY too fast. im totally weird and crazy. but i can funny as hell:) im in love with my room,and my dog (no matter how perverted he is) And...im a perfectionist. taadaaa:) Art is my Passion and Science is my Religion. One Word That Discribes Me? Adagio (slow). Favorite color? Black, as yu can tell. futur? usually i would say med school, but these days, i keep thinking about art. i think Scott Feschuk's articles are brilliant. i have a little white board where i write everything on to remember in my room. i actually dont like babies at all. it amazing how girls mature faster then boys. also, the shit you hear about me might be true, but then again, it could be as fake as the bitch who told you. Some people are only alive in this world because it would be illegal to kill them

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